While at his recent missus-pressured yogilates classes the man was taken aback at the teachers’ reference to the state of his aura. “Let’s be honest, there are other places I’d rather be on a Saturday morning than this joint, so maybe that’s the vibe he’s picking up.”
While initially standoffish at the spiritual feedback, he seemed to warm to the concept. “He reckons I need to realign my chakras – that’s definitely something I can get on board with yewww” he continued, throwing up a shaka 🤙in the process.
When asked for comment the Guru said isn’t optimistic about his long term chakra wellbeing.